If only they could just get rid of the administrators. Oh wait, they could. Universities did just fine without them before so they could again. Fire 90% of current administrators after repealing whatever laws and regulations are necessary to make that possible, increase faculty numbers by 30% and make service a mandatory part of the job and tenure process.
Modern universities are basically creches for 20 something year olds. Some learning may happen but most efforts are toward food, entertainment and nursing hurt feelings.
