It's all good. I laugh at it too. I have so many more stories like this. Once in college a lady friend who really fancied me got highlights in her hair. She asked me what I thought and I said the stripes reminded me of a zebra. That was uhh, not the kind of thing she was hoping for.

Not being able to read social queues, I once bought a girlfriend a massage at a place that was actually a brothel. My life is a trajecomedy.