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Why do programmers confuse Halloween and Christmas? Because Oct 31 = Dec 25!

Q: What's sour, yellow, and equivalent to the axiom of choice? A: Zorn's lemon

Do you know any good jokes about sodium? Na!



what's yellow and infinitely differentiable? A bananalytic function!




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