There are some things I could never do. I mean, running drugs I'd do if things got tough. Being a pimp, yeah, I could do that. Burglary...sure, everybody's got insurance, so it's really a victimless crime. Even murder for hire if things got really bad (no women, no kids).

But SEO consulting, that's just sick, man.

You stole my heart.

Yeah, I guess I'd do that, too, for the right price.

Thank you for helping me come closer to a decision on whether or not SEO consulting is valuable for me.

It's no different from any other consulting business. If the client is aware of market prices, they are less likely to be ripped off.

You make the rest of us who actually do the job look bad. Thanks a lot for upholding the image and the standards of SEO.

Whatever, all's fair in love and SEO