>I am afraid to inform you that you have built a Kubernetes. I know you wanted to "choose boring tech" to just run some containers. You said that "Kubernetes is overkill" and "it's just way too complex for a simple task" and yet, six months later, you have pile of shell scripts that do not work—breaking every time there's a slight shift in the winds of production.

Or you know, I have a set of scripts that work all the time, with 1/1000 the feature-creep and complexity of Kubernetes, tailored precisely to my needs!