Making murder illegal doesn't imply that the government stalks you 24/7 to make sure you don't murder someone

Not every comment on the internet is 100% serious

In this context the opposite would be called "trolling" and is not allowed on HN.

That is not even close to trolling. It's called a joke where you exaggerate the premise because it's an amusing thought.

Oi, you got a loicense for that f-stop slop?